EP 32: Tiptoes (2003) - Gary Oldman plays a Little Person?

 ​     When Matthew Bright the director of Freeway envisioned his film about little people, I don't think he had Tiptoes in mind. Yet it exists in all its terrible glory.  Gary Oldman plays a little person on his knees, Peter Dinklage plays a French Marxist, Patricia Arquette is a prostitute(?), Kate Beckinsale has a fake baby, and Matthew McConaughey is there for eye candy. Tiptoes fails in many spectacularly bad ways which Mike and Echo reviewed while folding some laundry. ​